Kneez wants me to blog a 500 essay abt how much i miss her.
So i'll try my best hahahah I'm sorry if it turns out to be 50 words.

Hello eunice why are you sucha pig
why are you so lazy to get up to have breakfast w me on a Saturday morning
we can have soft boiled eggs & kaya toast & milo ,
or just cook your favourite soft-until-quite-disgusting maggie mee ,
or I can teach you how to spread salt evenly on your fried egg.

Tell me if you hook up w that hot guy at your workplace,
please find out if he's gay first ! Cos hot guys are usually gay right.
I'm worried for you my friend. HAHA

Dont be mean & laugh at my chutchut becos I'm alr trying my best
& I think its quite loser & embarrassing but HECK LA hahaha dont really care, cos Kyte doesnt really care. (:

We should go t a sex shop tgt (OOPS STILL UNDERAGE) so you will have more inspiration & your not-very-corrupted mind will be more corrupted (:

Okay I miss your not-so-fat-anymore face & your wobbly tammy so we shall meet up soon!
But i'm packed this week so maybe like next weekend alright :)

Is this like 500 words?!?!