What the ahahahahahahaha
zomg, I think my Mom cannot stand me anymore.
we wenta TCM to get medicine for my overperspiration/rashes

The doctor was like "ke yi kan ni de she tou mah?" (can i see your tongue?)
In my mind I was like ohhhhhh, crap.
So I stuck out my tongue, the doctor was like
"na ge bu shi ulcer hor? wei she me you yi li?" (that is not ulcer right, how come got one lump)
So i turned to my mom & said "sorry, I have a tongue piercing"

The doctor went "Ohhhh, wo yi wei shi ulcer" (oh i thought its an ulcer)

what the shitttt hahahaha I felt like laughing out loud.
After we left the room my mom was like all
"take it out for my sake please" "Why are you destroying your body"
I told her, "i've already had it for 9mths" -_-
Hiakhiak that worked!

Just nowwww, I was watching Better Than Chocolate
and my mom went "knock, knock" on the door,
so it took me like 1 min to close the convo w Kyte,
minimize the youtube windows, compose myself???
Apparently to her it seemed like a decade before I unlocked my door
(duh, I obviously do not want my Mom creeping up on me during the lesbian sex scenes)

Mom: What you doing? Why so secretive?
Me: Watching show
Mom: What show?! DIRTY SHOW AH?!?
Me: ... Lesbian movie.
Mom: Ohh... WHAT THEY DOING
Me: Uh. 2 lesbians move in with each other.
Mom: THEN WHAT THEY DO
Me: (does she expect me to say, "Oh, they have sex. Its no big deal.")
Then the Mom & Bro stay with them. Like that la.
Mom: oh.... (obviously does not believe that is all.)

HURHURHURHUR